WitchWifHat
Literally just a witch wif a baseball cap
LAUNCHING OCTOBER 22, 2026
CA: 0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 📋
It was the dark eve of the 2026 bull run. Griselda, a 600 year old sorceress of the Ethereum mempool, was riding her enchanted broomstick, ready to cast a mega pump spell.
Suddenly, a massive 10000 percent green candle windstorm ripped through Uniswap! The sheer, chaotic bullish momentum blew her ancient, pointy witch hat right off her head, sending it tumbling into a dead burn wallet forever.
Panicking and unable to channel her dark magic bare headed, Griselda swooped down to a crypto convention and snatched the first piece of headgear she saw: a slightly stained baseball cap from a degen who was screaming at a 1 minute chart.
And thus $WITCH was born. No pointy hat. Just vibes. She is literally just a witch wif a cap.
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The first Jack O Lanterns were not pumpkins! The ancient Celts carved creepy faces into turnips to ward off the wandering evil spirits of Samhain.
The word witch derives from the Old English word wicce, which simply meant wise woman. They were highly respected herbalists and healers before the hysteria.
Ancient Samhain bonfires attracted insects, which in turn attracted bats. Seeing a bat flying around your house on Halloween became a terrifying omen of death.
Black cats were historically believed to be familiars, supernatural entities or shapeshifting witches protecting their masters dark magic.
Despite every horror movie showing a full moon on Halloween night, a 100 percent illuminated full moon on October 31st is incredibly rare, occurring only about once every 19 years!
Yes, there is a clinical term for the intense, irrational fear of Halloween! It is called Samhainophobia, rooted in the ancient Celtic festival of the dead.
This plant was used by early American settlers to divine water and minerals beneath the earth, proving witches always knew exactly where the hidden liquidity was buried.
3 AM is considered the time when the veil between the physical world and the spirit world is at its absolute thinnest. Also known to degens as the best time to buy the dip.